Why does this happen to me?

Wednesday was just like any other day. Well except for the fact that it was Halloween, but not a bad day.

I start my drive home to find that the usual free flowing traffic is stopped. Argh. OK well I didn't have very far to go until I would be at my short cut that Brandy told me about. Wrong. I had been sitting in traffic for 20 minutes when I received her call, and was only passing under 610. When traffic is moving this is a 5 minute drive from where I work. So she informs me that I can get to the short cut from most anywhere so I immediately exit.

Smart to start off with. When I get to the last leg of the short cut I discover that the Children's Museum is letting out from their Halloween celebration and traffic is stopped. I've had about 10 glasses of water that day and they all decide to hit my bladder at that exact moment. I cuss, and scream and eventually make my way to 288 where I screech my tires into the nearest restroom. This just happens to be a Denny's. I barely make it in there. Whoo! So crisis over.

I get out on the road again and the traffic is moving! Whoo! I'll make it home in time to dress my Bug up and take him trick or treating. So I'm flying down the highway. 80! Whoo Hoo! I am coming up between 2 cars to pass them up, and the person on my right decides she's going to get over in my lane. I lay on the horn. Nothing. Keep laying on the horn. Still nothing. Argh. So I swerve to the left a little. That car isn't seeing me so I have to go back to the right. Surely she's seen what she's doing by now.

WRONG.

I hit her! Yep. You heard me. I hit her. Little brat in her nice new black 4 door sedan got her side view mirror ripped off my my Rodeo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what you get. So I figure I'm in for some drama. So I follow along behind her for a while. She's not stopping. OK. Um? What's going on? She gets over in the exit lane. OK. She's going to stop. Nope. She's getting on another freeway to wherever her destination is. Oh well. I book it home. MAD AS HELL. But I made it in one piece for some trick or treating! My Bug was the cutest Alligator ever and it made the whole day worth it!

Hope everyone else's Wednesday was better then mine!